Body Parts

My kids are 20, 16 and 2½. Technically speaking, the two older kids are my “step” children, so I haven’t really gone through the infant and toddler phases before now.

One of the things that my husband and I agreed on was that when naming body parts, we would use the correct word. This has led to some confusion with the youngest, but it’s usually funny.

For instance, she knows she has toes on her feet and fingers on her hands. Thumbs are a little harder to locate, but we’ve almost got that down. Her knees, as of last night, extend from mid-leg to her foot; we’ll work on thighs, shins and ankles soon. She knows back, belly, butt, neck, head, eyes, ears, nose and mouth; she’s just learning about eyebrows. Belly buttons are funny.

A few weeks ago, she was poking at herself, asking me if I had “neebos”. I finally figured out what she was asking, and I told her, “those are nipples.” Her response: “Nippos. Okay.”

Washing in the tub is… Interesting. I tell her to stand up so I can wash her butt, and when she asks what something else is. I explain it’s called a vagina. “ba-JY-na?” “Yes.” This then, of course, becomes her new favorite word.

Later during that bath, she is using a travel-size bar of soap to wash her arms and is slips out of her hands. The following soliloquy is a direct quote, and made me weak and teary-eyed with laughter…

“Come here come here little soapie!” (She grabs the soap and hugs it.) “Awww, I wuv you, but you no run away from my body. I gonna wash my bajyna wif you!”

As I said, I lost it and was guffawing. She loves to laugh, even if she doesn’t get the joke, so she was shrieking with laughter, too.

…Hubby and I also agreed that we would not instill in her any sense of shame about our bodies; if she sees us sans clothes, (for instance when we’re getting into the shower or changing), so be it. I firmly believe that if you treat it as no big deal, it stays no big deal. (Obviously, there’s a time and a place, and as she grows that will change.) It’s going to be fun when she starts asking questions about the differences between Mommies and Daddies…

What You REALLY Need for Baby’s First Two Years: Months Two Through Six

In addition to the things you will need for the first month, you will also need ever-increasing size, seasonally-appropriate clothing; incrementally bigger diapers; baby wash & lotion; Baby Vicks; a cool mist humidifier; a temple-and-underarm thermometer; nasal saline spray and a bulb aspirator; Pedialyte; infant Advil or Tylenol; gas drops; and a few simple toys.

My daughter had several outfits that did not have feet in them, so we invested in itsy-bitsy socks. Washers love these tiny little things, so I started putting them in a small lingerie bag. This has the added benefit of keeping them together, too, so you don’t have to hunt through the wash to find them all. Especially since I am a cheapskate and just washed her clothes with ours – and everyone got fragrance-free homemade laundry soap.

If you are using disposable diapers, by the second month you will be out of newborn size and into size 1 – or even 2. Don’t worry about buying too many. Also, generic diapers such as the ones from Sam’s Club work wonderfully! Your baby doesn’t care, trust me. I preferred the ones that changed color when wet, but they’re not necessary. When my daughter started sleeping through the night, I started purchasing Baby Dry for nighttime use and generic for daytime. And when there is a good sale, stockpile – and get some of the next size or two. You’ll need them before you think you will.

GenieCheck your stash of wipes and diaper rash cream, and if you don’t already have a Diaper Genie or something like it, now is the time. The first month or so, baby poop usually isn’t too smelly, and it’s a thinner consistency. By the third month, your child will poop less often, but it will stink more. And when “real” food is introduced at four months, you’ll thank me for the advice.

If you need air freshener, go for clean linen or eucalyptus scents – they’re not horribly perfumey, and they knock out the aroma of decaying poop in the diaper pail.

bathtimeI used baby wash & lotion from the start, but some moms disagree. I bathed her about once every three to four days unless she blew out a diaper (sink bath, anyone?). The first five or six baths were in her little tub on a table. Then I moved to the shower stall, where I could rinse her more easily. She stopped screaming when I did this, too. I think because the water was warmer! Note: your child may be like mine, and prefer water warmer than recommended – or even possibly colder.

As for baby lotion, I alternate between lotion and creamy baby oil. Since my daughter doesn’t seem to have sensitive skin, I am able to use the bedtime lotion, or the vanilla oatmeal. I did use Baby Aveeno on her face until about 15 months. This started when she had baby acne at 4 weeks and it came and went, freaking me out.

salinehumidifierbabyrubaspiratorBabies get colds, too. They don’t usually cough for no reason, so if they are coughing and have a nasty runny nose, they’re probably sick. It happens, and unless they are wheezing or whooping, it’s probably okay. Nasal saline spray and a bulb aspirator will be your friend. Unless it is an infection, antibiotics do no good on colds because they don’t work on viruses. Don’t freak, but do make an appointment for the pediatrician to take a look, especially if your child runs a fever. Some ways to help are by placing a cool mist humidifier near (but not next to) the crib, dabbing a tiny bit of Baby Vicks on the chest of their sleeper (not on their skin), and placing a rolled-up towel under one end of the crib mattress to elevate the baby’s head when they sleep.Pedialyte

AdvilUnless the baby is completely refusing breast milk/formula, don’t give them anything else to eat or drink until they are at least 4 months. Then, under the care of their pediatrician only, give them very small amounts of Pedialyte. You may also give them a doctor-approved dose of Advil or Tylenol if they are running a fever. Whatever you do, DO NOT GIVE THE CHILD HONEY until after their first birthday.

Gas DropsYes I Know I'm SidewaysGas drops were our friend through about 6 months, but after that, they became unnecessary. My daughter just didn’t burp very well, and got painful gas.

Toys. Every child needs toys. However, I’m here to tell you that some of the best toys are simple. We never had a swing or a doorway jumper. For Christmas, when my daughter was 2½ months old, I got her a Fisher-Price activity gym with a piano and lights on one end and dangly stuff above. She LOVED it. She also loved the lights and bells I strung from her Pack ‘n’ Play toy bar – she couldn’t reach the lights, and only by kicking could she hit the bells. At 6 months she got an Mommy ScoreExersaucer, used. That was also a Mommy Score until she started cruising.

She liked to sit and play with spoons and cups, boxes, and a Pringles can I put marbles in and glued shut. She also loves her activity table, though she plays more with the one at Grandma & Grandpa’s house. She had plastic keys and a pull toy on the carry bar of her car seat, too.

But honestly, her favorite toys then and now are family members and pets.

A Day in the Life…

0635: Wake up. It’s black outside, so after a trip to the bathroom I check my cell phone. Can’t look at the clock, because the power strip got turned off last weekend by an enterprising young lady and I haven’t reset it. I might get to that, but… I hear fussing through the baby monitor. Express shock that she slept nearly 12 hours.

0640: Make coffee, and while it brews, feed the furry bodies who are twining themselves around my ankles and meowing loudly. Pour a cup of coffee and realize the sneak-a-cup feature is not working, so there is now coffee all over the counter. Stagger down the hall into the baby’s room.

0650: Change a wet diaper and snuggle with a drowsy baby. Drink more coffee. One feline wants in, insistently, so I let her in and let the baby down to play. The baby immediately starts talking to the cat. Check email on phone as baby pulls out blocks and puts a plastic basket on her head.

0710: Baby brings two books, so I read them to her. I try to get away with only one, but she’s smarter than that. Cat climbs up and insists on being petted at the same time. Baby gets down, climbs on her rocker and then to the table that the rocker was blocking access to. After a quick rescue operation, she toddles to the door and starts banging.

0730: Breakfast. She starts off with a slice of watermelon while I start mixing the ingredients for zucchini blueberry muffins. I forget to thaw the shredded zucchini, and give her some blueberries after she throws the watermelon rind at the dog.

0830: Munching on muffins while baby toddles laps around the coffee table with cat toys in her hand. She wants the box on the table, so I empty it and give it to her. She takes it in the kitchen and traps the cat. I free the cat, and baby starts whining and clinging so I give her a couple of alphabet crackers (think animal crackers, but alphabet shaped. They’re pretty tasty, actually).

0930: Baby is down for a nap. Not asleep, but rubbing eyes like crazy. I take fresh muffins and coffee downstairs to my husband, who is asleep… Until I get there and insist he enjoy “breakfast in bed”. We watch an episode of Top Gear.

1045: Teenager wakes baby and brings her downstairs. Baby watches me brush my hair, and I find her brush. She brushes my hair. Then she brushes Daddy’s face. Daddy takes away brush when she begins hitting him in the head with it. I shower while he watches her.

1130: Lunch time. I am at a loss as to what we should eat, because she won’t eat baby food anymore, and I neglected to think ahead. Hand over baby Goldfish crackers while I decide. Fry up some hot dogs to share. (So sue me, they’re bad for both of us, but they taste good!)

1300: Strap baby into car seat and go out. First stop: Big Lots. Score most of her birthday party decorations for super cheap. Go to Goodwill Outlet and score most of her birthday presents super cheap. Go to Valley Thrift Store and score a bunch of fall and winter clothes super cheap. Find a $30 safety gate for $5 – perfect for blocking baby’s access to cat and dog food and water bowl. Will have to figure out how to make sure dog has access, however.

1530: Arrive home with sleeping baby. Leave her sleeping in car seat in living room while I unload loot. Take toys and gate to front yard to be washed – and do so. Get water inside bubble of pull toy and decide to put it in the closet – her birthday’s nearly a month away. Plenty of time for it to evaporate.

1615: Spend time watching baby play in living room, and talking to husband.

1730: Heat leftovers for dinner. Hubby gets chicken and green peas, I get chicken and black eyed peas, and teenager gets chicken (he doesn’t like peas at all). Baby gets chicken and a few peas of both kinds, which she throws to dog and one cat.

1815: Baby into the tub. I watch her drown her cheap little plastic seaplane (she picked it out at Target). She then wants me to hold it under while she plays with the spigot. I make a mental note to get a faucet cover, because she keeps standing up in the tub and I don’t have enough arms to hold her down and wash her at the same time.

1900: Baby is in jammies and I call Daddy in to read her a story before bedtime. He does, then turns her over to me for nursing and snuggling. He and the teenager leave for the haunted trail.

1930: I snuggle in with baby and watch a bit of TV. Baby does not want to settle and sit still because there is a “KEEEYYYY!” on my pillow (AKA Basement Kitteh), but I convince her that Dreamworks Dragons: Defenders of Berk is more interesting.

2030: Baby is finally snoozing peacefully, so I put her in the crib and work on some pictures and video encoding. Time to clean out Dropbox again…

2200: Cats and I turn out the lights. Dog pushes door open and comes in to sleep, so I get up and close the door again.